AISubs v3.7
Yabana-kun, Tetsuya-kun, Shibai-kun, Nihongo-kun, Toshimi-kun, Yabana-kun, Mushime-kun.
We make videos that make you happy, or at least make you laugh.
But is it really a good thing?
Isn't it a good thing?
A true entertainer can make you smile or make you cry with emotion.
I see.
We're going to prove that we're entertainers who can make you cry with emotion.
So we're not going to make you laugh at all.
Not at all.
Are you sure about that?
We're going to make our leader, Tetsuya-kun, cry.
He's done a lot of things in secret.
To be honest, I was preparing for this and cried.
What?! You did?!
Me too.
What?!
I just couldn't help it.
I'm starting to look serious.
What do you mean? What did you do?
I usually cry a lot.
When I see a bad-boiled-height movie and hear a voice saying "shush, shush", I cry a lot.
Robots cry.
That's what movies and fiction world is like.
This time we've prepared something non-fiction.
Is there something non-fiction can make you cry?
I hope you'll cry a lot.
We've prepared three tricks for you.
Let's go one by one.
[Message from the members]
Alright, first up is a message from the members.
Yes.
What are you laughing at?
It's itchy!
Oh, wait!
You're laughing all of a sudden!
- It's embarrassing, but it's funny. - Of course we're embarrassed.
- Of course. - We're serious about this.
- Alright, we've prepared a message. - Yes.
Ejac, while looking at your computer...
[Message from Ejac]
Your computer is not doing well.
I'm going to restart your computer, so please wait a moment.
Hey, hey, hey!
Isn't it about time you ate?
Well then, I will read it right away.
Here it is.
Eternal best friend, Tetsuya.
Do you read it yourself?
Tetsuya-kun, thank you as always.
We are young and playful, so it's embarrassing to say serious things.
I love you, Tetsuya, but I can't say "I love you" honestly.
After all, it's embarrassing to talk while looking at each other's faces, so I decided to make a video project and tell you how I feel.
Please listen to our feelings that are not lies and lies.
When I met Tetsuya in person, I thought he was a weird guy.
I thought he was a funny guy who forced himself to laugh, but he was actually a funny guy and I really liked him.
You never get angry with people, do you?
In other words, you may be sweet to yourself, but I love you who doesn't get angry with people.
You may not be able to convey it well because you're drunk and drunk now, but...
I'm sure you'll be able to convey it well in the future.
The first time I met Tetsuya was in high school club activities.
I still remember Tetsuya's first greeting when we first came to club activities.
The three years of high school from there were different in class, but we spent almost the same club activities and club activities.
We often went to Tetsuya's house and played games or went to Piago and ate McDonald's.
(sniffle)
Looking back on my three years of high school like this, I have most of my memories of Tetsuya and always doing stupid things.
Drinking milk tea from my nose or sucking on a high school pillar.
But Tetsuya did a lot of stupid things for me, so I laughed a lot. Let's continue to be stupid together.
My life has changed dramatically since I met you.
I've lived for 20 years and it's the first time I've felt like I want to follow you.
It's been seven years since we met, but my decision wasn't wrong.
Thanks to you, I learned about many worlds.
Thanks to you, I'm looking forward to waking up every morning.
I'm happy.
Please continue to teach me a lot of fun things.
I'll give you a lot of lectures in return.
I've been with Tetsuya for more than ten years now.
I knew that Tetsuya was not only an interesting person who made people laugh since high school, but also a great man who made people interested in life alone.
Now it's proven to be a real talent recognized by many people through ten years.
I'm really happy to be able to see such a man up close and have a lot of fun with him.
Let's continue to laugh a lot together.
I've felt a synergy with Tetsuya since high school, and it's really helpful that we're still together as soulmates.
In the past, we used to play together and shoot YouTube videos almost every day.
It was fun.
Now and in the past, various situations and environments have changed, and it is difficult for only the two of us to fool around like in the past,
but I think the only thing that hasn't changed is our bond.
I think we're getting stronger.
I've had a lot of changes in my life, but you were always there for me.
Tetsuya is a key person in my life, a best friend, and a partner.
Thank you for always making me laugh.
Please continue to do so.
I don't know how many years my parents will last, but we will always be by Tetsuya's side.
As a stupid kid, as a creative kid, sometimes we argue, but as a stupid kid,
let's die like that.
We will always be your best friends.
In this wide, wide universe, we are grateful for the miracle of becoming friends and let's continue to do fun things.
Thank you for always. I love you. From Tokai OnAir.
Thank you!
It's not bad.
I like it.
Thank you, Tatsuya.
I like it, but...
Don't try to make me laugh every now and then.
I was really drunk.
The first picture of you and me on the plane.
You sent me that picture on LINE.
I'm sorry, I made a mistake.
I remembered it badly.
I'm glad you did it.
You were serious about it, weren't you?
Yes, I was serious about it.
Really?
I'll prepare another difficult picture for you.
What else can you prepare for me?
Nothing.
I can tell you everything.
The second picture of you and me on the plane.
Wow!
This picture is terrible.
I can't say it well, so I wrote you a letter.
To Tetsuyan.
It's been six years since you started posting videos on social media.
When I heard you were going to post a video six years ago,
I didn't know you were a YouTuber yet.
When you said you were going to quit college, I asked you to graduate because you had entered, but you didn't listen to me.
To be honest, I was shocked.
But I found what I wanted to do, so I looked at you with a clear face and said, "I see. If you found what you wanted to do, is that okay?" I was able to convince you.
"It's really interesting, so watch it," I was happy to hold my computer in my arms and watch the video I edited and laugh at myself. When I was watching you, my mother was very happy.
At first, you didn't have a lot of subscribers, and you made and distributed flyers for advertising, and you made a few nicknames like "bocard" and "fucand" and worked hard.
At that time, I couldn't imagine what the situation would be like now.
I hope you will never forget that you have been able to help people around you and that you are grateful for the situation you are in now.
Thank you very much.
In December of last year, Ran, who was an important family member, traveled to heaven.
That day, my mother, who was just sad and absent- minded, was watching the video posted on her usual daily life at night and laughing before she knew it.
At that time, I suddenly felt like I woke up and realized that this is what grandmothers are doing.
Even if you are sad or depressed, I think you have such a wonderful power that makes you laugh and cheer you up in the video.
You may not be making videos with that much thought, but I think you have people who are saved as a result.
It was a moment when I felt like you were doing something.
On October 30 this year, a lot of people said, "Thank you for cheering me up."
I don't think there are many mothers who say that.
It's thanks to you.
There have been a lot of difficult things so far, but I'm glad I became your mother.
Thank you for being born in my mother's place.
My mother will always be on your side.
I will always be cheering you on.
You are my precious son forever and ever.
Don't forget to be grateful for the people around you and move on in your life like you do.
Sometimes come back for a meal.
I'm making beef stew and waiting for you.
From my mother.
Thank you.
Ah, it's cold. I'm scared.
Look.
Wow.
Look.
She's crying.
Don't cry with your hands.
She's crying with her hands.
That's amazing.
That's where it comes from.
It's a letter and a present.
What?
It's a present and a birthday present.
She told me to keep it for her.
Is she your mother?
First of all, this letter.
Oh, come on.
It's my mother's birthday.
Well, it's been a while, but...
Here you are.
What is it?
Wow.
That's amazing.
Is this real?
This is real.
My mother helped me with a serious face.
Oh, this is serious.
You didn't prepare this, did you?
Not at all.
That's all you need to know.
I'm sorry.
That's what it is.
Your mother is cute.
That's what it is.
In total, this is the best thing I've seen so far.
We couldn't convey our feelings.
We couldn't convey our mother's feelings.
We did, but...
We couldn't convey our feelings.
But...
Motojimi-san, you're the only one I'm looking forward to.
I'm sure you'll cry.
Out of the five of you, I think I can make a decision.
I'm calling someone today.
What?
Someone?
Well, we've been adjusting our schedules a lot.
Yeah.
Thank you for coming out of your busy schedule.
What?
I'm calling you because I'm busy.
Wait, Motojimi-san.
Wait, I'm calling you.
You're dressed like this.
Yes.
Wow.
What's up with you?
What? What? What? What?
Our schedules are too tight.
We haven't met anyone yet.
Yeah.
Kamo-chan, you just called me.
I'm scared now!
You were about to be moved when you met me.
Isn't that bad?
What?
What is with that?
Everyone is nervous.
But for Tetsuya-kun, this will be a good opportunity for you not to regret this.
Scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary.
Scary, scary, what is that, what is that squeeze? Scary, scary, scary, scary, scary.
Eh? Oh, is it okay if we don't look?
Well, then Tetsuya-kun, you can sit next to me.
Scary, scary, scary, scary, wait, I'm not playing with my feet for a second, is this okay?
Scary, scary, scary, scary, scary!
I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm really scared.
Huh?
Well, Ms. Tetsuya.
Yes.
Thank you for always coming here for me, Ms. Tetsuya.
Please open your eyes.
You have a small face.
Hey!
Wait a minute.
Finally.
Finally, she came.
Hello. I'm Shou Sakurai.
Hey.
I know you're busy.
Yes, I know.
I know you're busy.
Hello. I'm Shou Sakurai.
I wanted to ask you something.
But we don't have much time.
I know.
I know you're busy.
But thank you for your time.
Thank you.
You're working hard.
I know you're nervous.
I was impressed when you were doing voice acting.
I can't speak now.
Can I say something?
Yes.
Are you real?
I'm Shou Sakurai.
What?
I didn't know you were real.
You look real.
But you look small.
Idols have small faces.
Hi, I'm Zero.
Hi, I'm not Zero.
What did you do yesterday?
I was watching sumo wrestling in Fukuoka.
I don't care about sumo wrestling.
(This is where the prank started)
(It's good to see you, Miyoko)
Thank you for coming
Today, it's not the real Shouzan Sakurai
It's Miyoko who is being cursed by Shouzan Sakurai who has been in this room since the beginning
Hi, I'm Miyoko
I hope you're not the real one
It's so cold
Damn it
You just noticed it
What did you think of when you first saw it?
How did you react?
I was so scared that I couldn't open my eyes.
I was like, "Whoa!"
At that moment, I was like, "Whoa!"
But I was wrong!
What?! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! I was wrong!
Can I do a face similar to yours, Shou Sakurai?
- Yes. - Okay.
I'll show you my innocent smile when I'm playing tag with my members.
Three, two, one...
Your eyebrows are like this.
- You might've seen me on Instagram before. - Oh, yeah.
- Thank you for coming all the way here. - Thank you.
You said "all the way" and it's "all the way," right?
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Okay.